Holy shit there's been a fatal shark attack in my...
defira85: That’s about the fourth one in Western Australia in 12 months. Mother of god, STAY OUT OF THE WATER. SERIOUSLY. WHY DO YOU ALL KEEP PUSHING FATE?? …. How many car crashes have there been this year? It’s okay D I’ll save you from the sharks. I have shark radar
elenilote: ilikelookingatnakedmen: zloi-medved: zloi-medved made this cartoon just for me *sniffle* One day my Susan Shepard and Garrus will have dozens of little krogan hatchlings! ALL THE BABIES Allllllll the Krogan babies
Emperor SHUT UP: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles:... →
abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird… Omfg lol
With no way to get there…
I’m already an hour and a half late for my sisters birthday party…. Craaaaap
FACT: The Queer afterlife resembles a cross...
chromakaizen asked: I would distract you but I have no idea what to say. But I want to talk she stuff
Actually Max and Roxane from the goofy movie remind me of Ahane and Neika
Lol that awkward moment where you look up a fact about the clitorus for a friend who is rather confused and then later on the bus you open up safari on your iPhone and it’s on a google search where all the bright blue and purple links say clitorus in bold and the bus is crowded and you just know people are looking over your shoulder…
With great Power comes great Output Capacity: How... →
kiriamaya: This goes out to all the cis people who, it’s quite obvious, want to help and befriend trans people, but who keep alienating and angering us instead. I’ve seen the befuddled looks on your faces when this happens, and I thought I’d try to clear a few things up for you. Let’s look…
asariboyfriend asked: A HAIKU: butts butts butts butts butts/butts buttocks butts buttocks butts/ I can see your butt.
hysazu asked: Max!!! The girl scout cookies arrived at Defira's. Make sure you go eat some!
asariboyfriend asked: how many butts could a butt butt butt if a butt could butt a butt?
Ask me stuff… Too much paperwork
Was it fair Miss Universe got disqualified for... →
archer-and-anders: sminkle: hairbowsandbullets: femmeprincessbrat: tal9000: queerer: yourserenehighness: theselfmademen: You know what to do Tumblr. Currently the polls say it was fair… We got this, y’all. We’re still behind. Fix it, tumblr! Poll is close, but we’re still behind. 50/50! Soldier on, tumblr TUMBLR! MOBILIZE! Beware of venturing down to the comments...